So, in case you couldn't watch the news today cause you were, oh, I don't know WORKING to bring in money for your government to redistribute, (and they thank you, yes they do), here's a recap of the important dialouge offered by the esteemed members of Congress. The names will be withheld because they're largely interchangeable.
Note to all of y'all. We're mad, too. I just wish we could figure out how not to take it anymore.